seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"
When your mom forgets to ask for her change back
she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It
yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
ritsu + blushing (#／△＼#)
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person
I thought I couldn’t live without you but you were nothing more than a good morning text and someone to pass out next to (via extrasad) —
i have said a lot of embarrassing things in my life but suddenly a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders after reading these few sentences
Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.
I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?
glad to know its an international thing