city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

ruinedchildhood:

When your mom forgets to ask for her change back

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baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

(Source: simpsonz)

swiggityswag-gutentag:

scientific fact: you cant hate ouran highschool host club

(Source: yeeahbo)

bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

(Source: asukaas)

ritsu + blushing (#/△\#)

(Source: bakusaiga)

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

pokebae:

when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person

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I was sixteen, laying on my bedroom floor, choking on your goodbye and cigarette smoke with the 98 degree weather burning tears into my cheeks, screaming for my mother because I figured this was it, I was going to die without you because if I couldn’t wake up and see you sleepily mumbling my name into my hair I didn’t want to wake up at all.
I was seventeen, shaky breath, shaky knees, tired lungs and wet hair but I wasn’t drowning like last summer

I thought I couldn’t live without you but you were nothing more than a good morning text and someone to pass out next to  (via extrasad)

bestfunny:

nekons:

i have said a lot of embarrassing things in my life but suddenly a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders after reading these few sentences

 

bestfunny:

nekons:

i have said a lot of embarrassing things in my life but suddenly a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders after reading these few sentences

 

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

(Source: rose-bud93)

tags → #dmmd 

ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

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