Oh my god this girl from high school found out I was dating a guy and went up to me and fucking cussed me out telling me I was going to burn in hell and started telling me all these bible verses telling me I was going to hell and guess who just matched with her older brother on tinder? Checkmate.
I’m gonna fuck her brother
baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive
it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg
The truth about life
every band has that really old photoshoot from when they first started out that makes no fucking sense snd they all look ridiculous and those are my favorite things
Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14
I WAS MAD AT MY DOG FOR GOING THROUGH THE TRASH BUT AFTER SEEING THIS TWICE IM CUDDLING HIM.
that one time a demon blessed an angel,
omg Jensen’s face
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….
onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.
All hail the brick-phone
I always figured if war erupted, I would wear a vest made of old Nokia phones and Nintendo Gamecube memory cards.
DUUUUUUDEthought you might like to see this